10 THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO IF YOU OWN A MALTESE

#1. DO NOT LEAVE A MALTESE HOME ALONE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#2. DO NOT PUT A MALTESE ON A LEASH. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#3. DO NOT HAVE SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#4. DO NOT ALLOW THE MALTESE TO GO OUTSIDE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#5. DO NOT INVITE FRIENDS OR RELATIVES TO YOUR HOME. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#6. DO NOT USE THE BATHROOM IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#7. DO NOT EAT ANY MEALS IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#8. DO NOT WATCH ANY TELEVISION AT ALL IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#9. DO NOT PUSH OR SHOVE A MALTESE WHEN IT IS TRYING TO SLEEP. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#10. DO NOT ALLOW A MALTESE TO INTERACT WITH ANY OTHER DOGS. RESULTS CAN BE DANGEROUS.