THIS DOG WANTS TO FIGHT

There was only one time when my dog ever interacted with another dog, and it will be the last time. She was on a leash and the neighbor made the mistake of walking her dog toward mine. Because that's what people do who have dogs. They like to introduce their dogs to new friends. Well my dog doesn't believe in having friends. It was a stone cold killer reaction when that cute little poodle came too close to my dog. My mad Maltese rammed its head into the face of the poodle. The poodle fell on its back just far enough to where the leash stopped my dog from finishing the job. She never likes to look at other dogs. It drives her mad. She just wants to attack. She attacks the T.V. every time there is a dog on the screen. When she hears the neighbors dog barking from the other side of the wall, she stares at the wall making high pitched breathing sounds, as if she wants to run straight through the wall. I do not understand where she gets all this anger from. Maybe she has warrior ancestry from the past. Who knows, but does everyone else have the same problem with their Maltese?

10 THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO IF YOU OWN A MALTESE

#1. DO NOT LEAVE A MALTESE HOME ALONE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#2. DO NOT PUT A MALTESE ON A LEASH. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#3. DO NOT HAVE SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#4. DO NOT ALLOW THE MALTESE TO GO OUTSIDE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#5. DO NOT INVITE FRIENDS OR RELATIVES TO YOUR HOME. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#6. DO NOT USE THE BATHROOM IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#7. DO NOT EAT ANY MEALS IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#8. DO NOT WATCH ANY TELEVISION AT ALL IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#9. DO NOT PUSH OR SHOVE A MALTESE WHEN IT IS TRYING TO SLEEP. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#10. DO NOT ALLOW A MALTESE TO INTERACT WITH ANY OTHER DOGS. RESULTS CAN BE DANGEROUS.

LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE MALTESE

If you stare directly into the eyes of the Maltese, you can see the insanity. The madness of the dog is written all over its face. Eyes wide open, the high paced breathing; looks as if the dog is choking. And this is normal breathing to the dog. Just take a few moments to stop and stare into the dog's eyes. Stare deep into the eyes of the Maltese, and you will see the madness within.

SO YOU WANT TO BUY A MALTESE?

If you have never owned a Maltese, then you don't know what it is to own a Maltese. They are very adorable, and loving dogs. Maltese owners treat their dogs like a member of the family. Sometimes even better. Do not purchase this breed of dog if you do not plan on showing it a lot of affection. These dogs are very affectionate. They will demand attention if it is not given. Of course not all Maltese dogs are the same, however they all posses the same trait: MADNESS. It's a mad dog. A mad mad mad dog. Needs to be institutionalized. If there was a mental ward for dogs, then the Maltese would be the main breed of dog in the facility.