10 THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO IF YOU OWN A MALTESE

#1. DO NOT LEAVE A MALTESE HOME ALONE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#2. DO NOT PUT A MALTESE ON A LEASH. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#3. DO NOT HAVE SEX IN THE SAME ROOM AS A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#4. DO NOT ALLOW THE MALTESE TO GO OUTSIDE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#5. DO NOT INVITE FRIENDS OR RELATIVES TO YOUR HOME. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#6. DO NOT USE THE BATHROOM IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#7. DO NOT EAT ANY MEALS IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE DEVASTATING.



#8. DO NOT WATCH ANY TELEVISION AT ALL IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALTESE. RESULTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC.



#9. DO NOT PUSH OR SHOVE A MALTESE WHEN IT IS TRYING TO SLEEP. RESULTS CAN BE TRAUMATIZING.



#10. DO NOT ALLOW A MALTESE TO INTERACT WITH ANY OTHER DOGS. RESULTS CAN BE DANGEROUS.

LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE MALTESE

If you stare directly into the eyes of the Maltese, you can see the insanity. The madness of the dog is written all over its face. Eyes wide open, the high paced breathing; looks as if the dog is choking. And this is normal breathing to the dog. Just take a few moments to stop and stare into the dog's eyes. Stare deep into the eyes of the Maltese, and you will see the madness within.

SO YOU WANT TO BUY A MALTESE?

If you have never owned a Maltese, then you don't know what it is to own a Maltese. They are very adorable, and loving dogs. Maltese owners treat their dogs like a member of the family. Sometimes even better. Do not purchase this breed of dog if you do not plan on showing it a lot of affection. These dogs are very affectionate. They will demand attention if it is not given. Of course not all Maltese dogs are the same, however they all posses the same trait: MADNESS. It's a mad dog. A mad mad mad dog. Needs to be institutionalized. If there was a mental ward for dogs, then the Maltese would be the main breed of dog in the facility.